my day was hilarious. full of cold jokes and abso-friggin'-lute nonsense potentially induced by the long long mega oh-dear-me so long hours of examinations.


I was talking to Gino after English Paper 1 today...

me: "oh so how did you end your "heroes" story?"
gino: "um. the brothers were twins and they were dying so they said i love you and all that shit and that you're a hero in my eyes blah blah blah. they killed their dad then they died."

quote of the day: "i love you and all that shit."


Serena in response to seeing G.Fok's skirt length

"WAH! we have brown house cheerleader!"


Serena in response to "Which question did you do?"

"aiya, i only know how to write love stories, so i write the heroes one. got this guy then got this girl. then the girl got cancer then they both heroes. hahahahhaha. but right, i took very long to plan the formal letter because it's not a love story mah."


Fareyhin being his uber lame kampong self.

hin: "eh grace, you buy how much ah, your jacket?"
me: "100 plus i think, why?"
hin: "so many ah! give me one ah!"
me: "huh?" *stone*
hin: "uhh... you don't understand huh?"
me: "WAHLAU! FAREYHIN YOU DAMN LAME!!!"


Deb: "eh grace *tells lame joke but i forgot what*... "
me: "uhh... okay."
deb: "wahlau! why you never say whatever?"
me: "uh, okay. WHATEVER."
deb: "Whatever starts with a double U and Ugly starts with U!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA" *points and laughs in my face*


and this one takes the cake. i met sean for a lunch date at Simpang, which served uber good pratas today by the way, and so we were there alone and his friends were seated around. so we're eating eating then sean gets a miss call so he calls back.

sean: "hello, Javier you called?"
Javier (the guy on the line): "eh sean ah, the girl with you because she's doing charity or is she blind?"
me: "i'm charitable. AND blind"

;D haha. sean sean. i love you!

Grace ♥ 5:22 m.d.