i'm an ostrich with flamingo feet
tipsy, tipsy, catch me please
i'm falling falling, falling over

i'm an eagle with penguin's wings
flapping, flapping, i can't fly
carry me, i've got no talons

i'm a nightingale with a crow's voice
screeching, screeching, hear me out
it tears me up, i want to sing

i'm a pelican with mynah's lungs
can't find a morsel under sea
pull me out, i can't even breathe


--interlude--



i'm a little girl with grown up's wedges
imaginery friends and treacherous hedges
not ready, not yet, no! don't let go
carry me on piggy back, my feet hurt so.

i'm Mariah with William Hung's voice
you don't hear cos you're spoilt for choice
but beneath the records, i cry for you
she bangs, i sang, but its not true

i'm a ventroliquist but i sound funny
but that's because i'm just the dummy
my voice displaced, right off the stage
my script misplaced, yes, every page