"LAME CRAP BECAUSE THE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN SO INCREDIBLE, THAT IF I PUT IT DOWN IN WORDS, IT WOULD TAKE AWAY THE VALUE OF HOW AMAZING IT HAS ALL BEEN."

If I were a month I would be: August [hee hee and we all wonder why]

If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday

If I were a time of day I would be: 1700

If I were a planet I would be: Mars [then maybe guys would be a lil more understandable]

If I were an animal I would be: a seahorse "blub blub"

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: my couch :)

If I were a historical figure I would be: Gaius. HAHAHAHAH uh, no. John the Baptist. or wahlau, Queen Esther.

If I were a liquid I would be: saline solution

If I were a tree I would be: a palm tree

If I were a flower/plant I would be: um, grass. they are hardy beings

If I were a kind of weather I would be: a sunshiney day with lovely white fluffy clouds and cool breeze to boot

If I were a car I would be: that Audi MPV, or a Porche cheyenne, or a jeep wrangler. i'm damn indecisive.

If I were a musical instrument I would be: the saxophone. *drools*

If I were an emotion I would be: JOY!

If I were a color I would be: blue

If I were a fruit I would be: an apple

If I were a sound I would be: the cry of a newborn baby

If I were an element I would be: air [if non-scientific] plutonium [if scientific, and only because i've never seen plutonium, i wanna see.]

If I were a song I would be: love is waiting. HAHAHAH

If I were a movie I would be: 21

If I were a book I would be: an empty notebook

If I were a food I would be: peanut butter

If I were a place I would be: the Vatican City

If I were a number I would be: 4

If I were a word I would be: indescribable

If I were an object I would be: a teaspoon

If I were a body part I would be: the right knee

If I were a facial expression I would be: joyous